Frequently Asked Questions for IdentityCrisis

Q. What is this?

A. It's a tiny app that displays your username in the menu bar.

Q. Why would I want this?

A. In a lab setting, you might want to make it obvious which user is currently logged in without having Fast User Switching turned on.

Q. How do I quit it?

A. Click on the username in the menu bar, and you'll get a little menu with a “Quit” item in it.

Q. What was the root cause of the tensions that led to the War of 1812?

A. http://www.wikipedia.org

Q. I heard that the government has tiny mosquito-sized robotic helicopters that can drop tiny microchips into your coffee right before you drink it, allowing the CIA to spy on you from inside your lower intestinal tract, is that true?

A. http://www.reynoldspkg.com/reynoldskitchens/en/product.asp?prod_id=1789

Q. Has anyone ever actually asked any of these questions?

A. Quantum mechanics says that there are an infinite number of universes, and that every possible action occurs somewhere in the multiverse. Therefore, there exists a universe somewhere where these questions get asked all the time.

Q. Shouldn't there be some boring legalese?

A. If you insist.

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